aparently Edward doesn't know who i am anymore! i don't do the laundry unless he's gone, and when he's gone, he's always getting chased by the zombies! it's 9:41pm this is usually when they're out feeding. you can usually hear the people outside screaming "oh no! they're feeding upon my flesh!!!" among many other things.

Zombies know nothing about economics. their currency is human flesh and they EAT human flesh. they eat their own currency, i don't see how their economy can survive in these conditions!!! its like anarchy out there, except they want to feast upon human flesh!!! oh bother.

Zombies aparently know how to drive cars, it's almost like they were at one point in time, human! except they want to eat your flesh. there's a code name for the zombies who drive. we call them, apocolypti-cars. Edward came up with that one. he's so clever!

What happens when all the humans have been eaten, i want to know! that's why Edward and I fed everyone else to the zombies. so that by some small chance we would get over looked and the zombies would run out of food. hopefully all the zombies will one day die of starvation and DIE, then come back again (for a third time) as humanised zombies who eat zombies!

hopefully, (maybe) those humanised zombies won't remember us feeding them to the zombie-like zombies. and we can once again feed upon the lambs and many other animals... but mostly lamb, together.

but like i said, we're only hoping. and we have high hopes.